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From: ix21@sdccs6.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Are you an USENET addict?
Message-ID: <1425@sdccs6.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 27-Apr-84 03:14:05 EDT
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Posted: Fri Apr 27 03:14:05 1984
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Ok here is a new challenge:

Recently there appeared in this newsgroup a series of questions for
a test entitled, "How to tell if you are Stupid."  Now I present
another challenge to design questions for a quiz:

       How to tell if you are a USENET addict

For example can you read rotated jokes with out the aid of a
translation program?

Is the "n" key on your terminal broken?

Whenever you scribble a message on a piece of paper, do you leave the first
line blank?

By the way when was the last time you have used a piece of paper for
writing?

Do you scream obscenities lung rotated?

Does your business card list your UUCP or ARPA address?

If you can think of any other ways to determine if a person is an
USENET addict send them to me and I will post the most interesting
ones.  If you can't think of any other ways than you probably are an
USENET addict.

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