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From: g-rh@cca.UUCP (Richard Harter)
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Subject: New joke -- The Priest and the Penguin
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Date: Sat, 28-Apr-84 19:34:40 EDT
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Posted: Sat Apr 28 19:34:40 1984
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[This joke is guaranteed to be new; no guarantees are made as to the
quality or humor herein.]


	Recently a doctoral candidate in the School of Theology at
Our Lady of Incredible Chastity University presented an unusual thesis.
When he came before the board of examiners, the only thing he had with
him was an emperor penguin.  The examiners were somewhat startled and
asked him where his thesis was and why he had this penguin with him.
He replied that the penguin was his thesis.  Even more confused, the
examiners asked him to explain.  "Oh", he said airily, "this is my
magnum opus".