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Subject: TP time again
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Date: Sun, 1-Apr-84 13:56:00 EST
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Posted: Sun Apr  1 13:56:00 1984
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Nf-From: hpfcla!ajs    Apr  1 10:56:00 1984

Remember the old toilet paper controversy of some months ago?
Now that our daughter is "mobile", I have observed two things:

1:  It doesn't matter which way you hang it; a determined curtain
    climber will always find a way to unroll it.

2:  It doesn't matter what the brand is; they are all delicious.

Alan "she ate WHAT?" Silverstein