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Subject: Re: Re: Regional Pronounciations - (nf)
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Date: Sat, 21-Apr-84 00:18:31 EST
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inmet!jc    Apr 19 15:04:00 1984

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This reminds me of the story of the Scotsman visiting some relatives in
Canada.  One day they all went out for a picnic at a nearby park.  There
was a huge animal standing in the lake.  To his question "What's that
strange-looking animal?" they answered "Oh, it's just a moose."  He then
said "Och, if that's a moose, I'd sure hate to see one of your rats!"

[Oops!  Maybe this should of gone to net.jokes; I couldn't resist.]

                                      John M Chambers [inmet!jc]