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From: mr.mincemeat@syteka.UUCP (mr.mincemeat)
Newsgroups: net.poems
Subject: one last drunk poem
Message-ID: <452@syteka.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 2-Apr-84 15:57:02 EST
Article-I.D.: syteka.452
Posted: Mon Apr  2 15:57:02 1984
Date-Received: Sat, 7-Apr-84 01:38:22 EST
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		I wish I had some money
		For every stupid thing I ever thought
		Was good and right and true-

		I wish I could be reimbursed
		For every time I woke up
		With some bullshit scribbled on my hands
		Some garbage I thought in a bar;
		For every time I though I wrote a poem
		When I was drunk-

		I wish I had just minimum wage
		FOr all the time I've wasted
		Getting wasted;
		And workman's comp
		For every time I fell on my ass
		When I was on my ear-

		They'd call me sir, I'd be a millionaire,
		I'm a financial wizard of useless drivel,
		A tycoon of misspent squandered thrownaway time.