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Newsgroups: net.religion
Title: Re: Reply to A Semi-new topic - (nf)
Article-I.D.: uiucdcs.1753
Posted: Wed Mar 23 22:33:20 1983
Received: Fri Mar 25 20:12:49 1983

#R:floyd:-132800:uiucdcs:33000004:000:462
uiucdcs!mcdaniel    Mar 23 20:59:00 1983

Theorem: The Bible is "inspired".

Proof: There exists a statement in the Bible that says that it is
       inspired.  Since the Bible is insipred, the theorem follows
       immediately.

Reminds me of Heinlein's comment, to the effect of:
"God is omnipotent, omnicient, and omnipresent; it says
so right here on the label.  If you believe that, I have
a great bargain for you.  Cash only, in small bills."

				Tim McDaniel
				(. . . pur-ee!uiucdcs!mcdaniel)