Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site rayssd.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!floyd!harpo!ulysses!allegra!rayssd!hxe From: hxe@rayssd.UUCP Newsgroups: net.women Subject: Re: Re: women after marriage or 'after h - (nf) Message-ID: <441@rayssd.UUCP> Date: Tue, 3-Apr-84 12:54:34 EST Article-I.D.: rayssd.441 Posted: Tue Apr 3 12:54:34 1984 Date-Received: Sat, 7-Apr-84 02:01:04 EST References: <6329@uiucdcs.UUCP> Organization: Raytheon Co., Portsmouth RI Lines: 24 I find that most of my women friends cut their hair, if at all, after they have their first children, not after they marry. There are some obvious impracticalities involved with long hair and babies (just ask me; I'm an aunt with hair past my hips) that new mothers don't want to put up with. As for "catching a man" (a quote from the original article), I know you'll get a lot of flames about stereotypes, etc., but don't worry about those silly girls. Yes, the majority of us real women still try to "catch" men. I have found steel-jawed bear traps work best for me, but I live in a rural area and can deal with the occasional lameness caused by my men losing a foot or two. Those nifty little nooses attached to trees that snare an ankle and hang the man upside-down from a tree also work. For city dwellers, I recommend thin wires across the sidewalk to trip him, then a net to trap him while he's down. Once you've caught your man, there are any number of uses for him. Men can usually be housebroken fairly easily, and are naturals at taking out the garbage, watching football games, and washing the car on Sundays. Use your imagination! [:-) Feh.] Heather Emanuel {allegra, decvax!brunix, ccieng5, linus} rayssd!hxe