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From: jeff@dual.UUCP (Jeff Houston)
Newsgroups: net.bicycle
Subject: Re: Joe Bike on helmets and trackstands
Message-ID: <506@dual.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 14-May-84 16:21:30 EDT
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Posted: Mon May 14 16:21:30 1984
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Organization: Dual Systems, Berkeley, CA
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Are Joe Bike and Joe Bob related in any way, shape, or form???

Follow Joe Bob's advice on helmets - he knows whats up.  As for my $0.02 -
Its up to you - if you want some peace of mind where your helmet.

> Mister Jeff Houston (article dual.476) thinks he can outdo good 'ole Joe
> Bike in the track stand department.  He's got another thing comin'.  I
> haven't told y'all about my commutin' bike, cause that's a whole nother
> article, but let it be known that Joe Bike commutes with a fixed gear and
> can trackstand the tits off a boar hog.  We're talkin no-hands, we're
> talkin track stands on freewheel bikes, we're talkin track stands on water,
> wellll, maybe IN water.  I'll track stand Mister Jeff Houston at GEAR
> Charlotte or GEAR Up if he wants, but go too much nearer the land of Fruits
> and Nuts (California) -- I don't know.  I think the man is just too chicken
> to confront Joe Bike on his home turf.

Come on, Joe Bike, Ive never seen a boar hog on a bicycle.  Or is the SBL
(Southern Bicycle - if it really is Beer I'm gonna join up - League) really
into that kind of wild riding?  I'll have to root thru my bike collection to
find my fixed gear wheel so we can have at it - you had better have lots of
free time ready, I've been praticing my no-hand trackstand on the Golden
Gate Bridge in 80 MPH winds on the suspension wires (as an easy workout)!!!

I'll send of an Email query to you about GEARS.  I'm having trouble typing
on this keyboard while trackstanding <whew>.

	Nigel-Incubator Jones (deceased)
		3rd Place, Upper-Class Twit of the Year Contest
	a.k.a. Jeff Houston
	Dual Systems Corp., Berkeley, CA
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