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From: colonel@gloria.UUCP (George Sicherman)
Newsgroups: net.cooks
Subject: Re: Disgusting ideas in food
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Date: Sat, 19-May-84 12:28:17 EDT
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Posted: Sat May 19 12:28:17 1984
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["I will gladly pay you today for Dutlaks with Shneeza on Tuesday."
--Moldavian proverb.]

Did you ever try a Poor Man's Omelette?  It's good to eat and the idea
is not disgusting, but it sure _looks_ repulsive.

Slice a potato (unpeeled) and fry it in a cast-iron skillet.  When
about half done, add eggs, taking care to break the yolks.  Stir
occasionally with a table knife.  You may add mushrooms, or small
chunks of cheese (Canadian cheddar and Gloucestershire are good), or
shelled oysters, or mice, or anything else that you wouldn't put into a
still-life.  The result is something you'll never see a photo of in the
Ladies' Home Journal.

Whatever happened to Crottled Greeps?
-- 
Col. G. L. Sicherman
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