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From: rlr@pyuxn.UUCP (Rich Rosen)
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Subject: Re: Let's be Dunn with Ken Arndt
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Date: Thu, 17-May-84 16:32:56 EDT
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Posted: Thu May 17 16:32:56 1984
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> You can tell when you make a hit on a nurd.  He comes back with third grade
> trade.  Thanks Rich.

Ken has a unique way of identifying "third grade trade".  It is six years too
advanced for him to comprehend.

> (The next reply to me from Rich will contain references to Poo Poo, you may
> wish to cover your eyes.)

EVERY article that has even an oblique mention of Ken Arndt contains the
aforementioned references.  Ken, I cover my eyes every time an article of
yours crosses my path.  Unfortunately for humankind in general, you simply
don't go away.  

Now, about my suggestion that Ken should learn to masturbate.  I'm truly
sorry I made such a cruel suggestion.  They haven't made microscopes with
enough power to find what Ken thinks is his genitalia (but what we all know
to be his brain---Ken has no genitalia worth speaking of).  It's really so
nice of Ken to be such a human slug.  He seems to be so well-suited to
being a combination of a human punching bag and the butt of people's jokes
(why insult an ethnic group when we have Ken Arndt?).  You've found your
niche, Ken.  (Look it up.  Under 'n'.)

[Poor Ken.  He thinks Genitalia is a group of islands off of Indonesia.
 We should sell tickets to this...]

Seriously, Ken.  Grow up.  Pretend you're an adult for a change.
-- 
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
				Rich Rosen    pyuxn!rlr