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From: elias@tesla.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: Olympus Interruptus - or Los Angeles Roulette
Message-ID: <369@tesla.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 21-May-84 03:40:10 EDT
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Posted: Mon May 21 03:40:10 1984
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The following unfortunate slobs chose to reply to:

	  "They aren't stupid!!!  Russian 'KGB athletes', if they         
	   were to be sent, would hardly make a dent in the thousands of
	   KGB in this country already."

From: mjk@tty3b.UUCP (Mike Kelly)

	Yeah, have you looked under YOUR bed lately?
   
     Yes, and there was nobody even remotely KGB under there.
     I did find 3 CIA and 2 NSA agents arguing about jurisdiction, though.


From: fair@dual.UUCP (Erik E. Fair)


	Thousands? How many have you spotted in the EE dept. at Cornell?
	Are they out to get you?
   
     Yes, thousands, bimbo.  An overestimate perhaps, but be serious.
     Our own intelligence agencies have tens of thousands of agents.
     The Russians aren't ones to be outdone, as we all know.  

     I haven't spotted any at Cornell or anywhere else.  They don't
     wear red hats.  And they're not out to get me.

     But they are undoubtedly to get you.  After they get you, they
     are going to put your face in a freezer and make ugly-sicles.

     Now get the hell back to work.  Does your manager know you are
     reading abUSENET all day instead of microcoding a 17 bit FFT?
     Shame on you.