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From: jeff@alberta.UUCP (Jeff Sampson)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Original Joke(s)
Message-ID: <214@alberta.UUCP>
Date: Sun, 29-Apr-84 20:20:15 EDT
Article-I.D.: alberta.214
Posted: Sun Apr 29 20:20:15 1984
Date-Received: Mon, 30-Apr-84 05:36:17 EDT
Organization: U. of Alberta, Edmonton, AB
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There once was a German immigrant named Dotch who moved to 
Canada and decided to set up a wigit factory.  He found someone
with some capital who was willing to finance him, and soon he had
a booming buisness going.  By the time he passed it on to his son,
he was making a good bit of money.  However, when his grandson
grew up, he wanted to change things.  He thought that wigits were
old fashoned and out of date.  He wanted to convert the factory to
make somthing new and modern, such as digital watches.  But he never
got his way.  He decided to wait untill his father died, because then
he would have a free hand.  In the meantime he wandered about the
factory making plans about how he would change it.  One day, though,
he fell into a wigitizing machine.  As soon as someone found out
about it, they stopped the machine instantly, but, alas, it was
too late.  The Dotch grandson was wigitized.  However, one workman,
when he found out what happened, said "Hey!  We've made a
wigital Dotch!!!"

		If you don't like my name, screw off.  Signed --
-- 
				C. J. Sampson
				alberta!jeff
"Watch out, Mr. T.  From Tuktoyaktuk, it's the ** eh? Team **."