Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 6/7/83; site hao.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!harpo!seismo!hao!gail From: gail@hao.UUCP (Gail Moran) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: New Gross Joke Message-ID: <948@hao.UUCP> Date: Mon, 30-Apr-84 16:14:30 EDT Article-I.D.: hao.948 Posted: Mon Apr 30 16:14:30 1984 Date-Received: Tue, 1-May-84 19:29:31 EDT Organization: High Altitude Obs./NCAR, Boulder CO Lines: 21 O.k. Here it is...... There was this prostitute that was with a john one night, as they were in the process of having intercourse the john said "Gosh it sure does feel like sand paper down there!" So the prositute said "o.k., just one minute" so she went to the bathroom and put on some vaseline and went back to bed. They started up again, and the john said "It still feels like sand paper down there!" So the prostitute got back up and said "just one minute." so again she went to the bathroom and put even more vaseline on and went back to bed. As soon as they started up again the man again said "IT STILL FILLS LIKE SAND PAPER DOWN THERE!" The prostitute was getting a little impatient so she said "O.k. just one more minute" after five minutes she finally came out of the bathroom, and they started up again. Now the man said "Oh boy does that feel better! What did you do?" and the prostitute replied ................ "I peeled off the scabs!!!"" No flames please!!!!!