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From: sequeira@uwvax.ARPA
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Subject: MOS-FETE (Moral Of the Story = ?)
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Date: Thu, 3-May-84 03:42:36 EDT
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Posted: Thu May  3 03:42:36 1984
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	There was this guy who was making it real BIG in life when an
affliction that was, to say the least, embarrassing, struck him. Everytime
he was at an important meeting, or at a party, or whatever, he would let
out one of those *real loud* farts, the sound of which could most closely
be described by the sound that's made by those mobikes (Honda types) make.
He went from doctor to doctor, but somehow couldn't get rid of the ailment.
Finally, decided to take a trip to the Alps where he met this medic, who
was world-renowned (at least he was known on Kriek St, if I remember right)
The guy took on look at the general's internal's and found out that the 
guy's intestines were full of abscesses, ulcers, the works! Got into it
and cleansed him of those ugly monstrosities - net result : the general
stopped farting...

     Moral Of Story = ?


























     Ans:    Abscess makes the fart go Honda...