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From: wetcw@pyuxa.UUCP (T C Wheeler)
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Subject: Re: Bald joke
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Date: Thu, 3-May-84 13:20:52 EDT
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Posted: Thu May  3 13:20:52 1984
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Well, Jan has gone and done it.  He has started me thinking about
not offending the ba**, I mean hair-impaired.

I suggest we all start using the following terms so as not to
offend the partially covered.

Mount Baldy --> Mount Hair-Impaired
Bald as a Billiard --> Hair Impaired as a Billiard
Bald Eagle --> Hair-Impaired Eagle
Balderdash --> Hair-Impairederdash

I'm sure there are many more we can change.  Any other suggestions?
T. C. Wheeler