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From: topher@cyb-eng.UUCP (Topher Eliot)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Offensive to LOLs -- punch line ROT13
Message-ID: <365@cyb-eng.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 23-Apr-84 10:10:42 EDT
Article-I.D.: cyb-eng.365
Posted: Mon Apr 23 10:10:42 1984
Date-Received: Fri, 4-May-84 05:23:13 EDT
Organization: Cyb Systems, Austin, Texas
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There once was this little old lady who felt she had lived a rich, full
life, except for one thing:  she had always had a secret urge to join the
Hell's Angels.  So she went to where they hung out, and explained that she
would like to join before she died.

The bikers chuckled at this, but after a moment of consultation decided to
humor her.  They told her she could join if she provided the right answer
to three questions.

Biker:	"First of all, do you know how to ride a bike?"
LOL:	"Well of course I do!  I learned when I was a child, and once you
	learn, you never forget, do you?"

The biker realized she had gotten the better of him on that one, so he
tried again:

Biker:	"Ok, do you drink . . . liquor?"
LOL:	"Well, don't tell anyone, but I have slipped out behind the barn
	for a quick nip now and then."

The bikers were forced to agree that she qualified on this, as well.  So
they hit her with the last question:

Biker:	"Ok, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
LOL:	"Well, no, but
	V unir orra fyhat nebhaq ol gur gvgf n srj gvzrf!"

Cheers,
Topher Eliot
Cyb Systems, Austin, TX
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