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From: liberte@uiucdcs.UUCP
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Subject: Ethnic light bulbs - (nf)
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Date: Wed, 2-May-84 03:21:00 EDT
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uiucdcs!liberte    May  2 02:21:00 1984


When telling ethnic jokes, it is nicer to use ethnic groups that no longer
exist so one will be offended.  

For example, there were these two Hittites named Ole and Lena...

Well, there were these two Neanderthals talking around the fire and one of
them says to the other, <translated> "How many Cro-Magnons does it take
to light a fire".  And the other one says, "Only one if the bones are
dry enough".


Daniel LaLiberte, U of Illinois  uiucdcs!liberte
{How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
 Only two but they havent figured out how they get in there.}