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From: vijay@uicsg.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Offensive to Religious Folks - (nf)
Message-ID: <6500067@uicsg.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 2-May-84 22:23:00 EDT
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Posted: Wed May  2 22:23:00 1984
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Nf-From: uicsg!vijay    May  2 21:23:00 1984

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uicsg!vijay    May  2 21:23:00 1984

There was this woman who was making a little money
on the side, when her husband was not around.   One day, her young son
gets very curious about all the strangers who visit his mother
and so he hides in the closet and sees everything.  Just as a visitor
is ready to leave, the man of the house is heard coming home.   So the
woman tells the visitor to hide in the closet.  When he goes in there, he
heres a voice  saying :

boy:      Its dark in here.

visitor:  Shhhhh.

boy:      Will you buy this ball for $20?

visitor:  Like hell.

boy:      I'll scream if you don't.

visitor:  O.K. Here's $20.

All is quiet for a while but then a little later,
the visitor hears the voice again.

boy:      I want to buy my ball back for a buck.

visitor:  Like hell.

boy:      I'll scream if I can't.

visiotr:  O.K. Here's your ball.

A few minutes later, the visitor gets a chance to slip out and away he goes!

Later in the day, the boy tells the mother what he has done and the mother,
in order to make him feel bad, says that he has done a very sinful thing
and should repent.

So, the boy goes to church to confess.

He enters the confessional and pulls the drape.
He says "its dark in here".

back comes the reply;






















Now don't start that shit all over again....