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From: sahayman@watcgl.UUCP (Steve Hayman)
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Subject: New Topic/Old Jokes: "Doctor Doctor..."
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Date: Sat, 5-May-84 00:41:56 EDT
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Posted: Sat May  5 00:41:56 1984
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I know a lot of people have heard these before, but I still think
they're funny even when someone else tells them to me.  Can anyone
else add to this list of classic "Doctor Doctor" jokes?

(Sorry if this offends anyone who hates hearing a joke more than once.)

First the all-time classic:
   Patient: Doctor Doctor, it Hurts when I do This!   (Patient raises arm.)
   Doctor : Well, don't do that.

   Patient: Doctor Doctor, I broke my arm in three places!
   Doctor : Well, you better stay out of those places.

   Patient: I'd like a second opinion.
   Doctor : OK, you're ugly.
    -or-
            OK, come back and see me tomorrow.

   Patient: Doctor Doctor, my brother thinks he's a TV antenna.
   Doctor : Well, bring him in, I think I can cure him.
   Patient: Oh no, we just want you to adjust him so we can get Channel 4.

   Patient: DD, my wife thinks she's a chicken.
   Doctor : (same response as above)
   Patient: No, don't do that, we need the eggs.

   Patient: DD, my brother is so tall...
   Doctor : How tall is he?
   Patient: He has to put his pants on over his head.
     -or-
            He has to stand on a chair to brush his teeth.


OK, so the last one isn't really a Doctor Doctor joke, but it's still
funny.  Kind of.  Others?

Steve Hayman
watmath!watcgl!sahayman