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Subject: Mabel's Whorehouse
Message-ID: <2774@rabbit.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 4-May-84 21:59:19 EDT
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Posted: Fri May  4 21:59:19 1984
Date-Received: Sat, 5-May-84 02:11:05 EDT
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There was this guy who was travelling through the Arizona desert when
all of a sudden he comes across a sign that says Mabel's Whorehouse:200 miles.
Well he keeps going and sees another sign: Mabel's Whorehouse: 150 miles.
These signs kept showing up every 50 miles or so until he sees a sign that
says: Next Right: Mabel's Whorehouse. He decided that this was not 
something to pass up so he turns down the road and sees a glorious
mansion in the middle of nowhere. By now he's speeding. He screeches to
a halt right in front of the door and tries to go in. He tried the door, but 
it was locked. Then he noticed a sign that said "Mabel's Whorehouse: $20
entrance fee." with a slot underneath. He stuffs a twenty in the slot
and hears the door unlock. He walks through the door to find out that
the house was just a big front with nothing behind it except a small
sign the read: "You have just been screwed by Mabel. Thank you for your
patronage".