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From: lgondor@utcsrgv.UUCP (Les Gondor)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: more Doctor, Doctor...
Message-ID: <4198@utcsrgv.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 8-May-84 08:48:44 EDT
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Posted: Tue May  8 08:48:44 1984
Date-Received: Tue, 8-May-84 10:28:22 EDT
Organization: CSRG, University of Toronto
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This joke better when spoken aloud (taken aurally?)

An extremely distraught man rushes through the crowded waiting room
and into the doctor's office and exclaims: "Doctor, Doctor! I've just
swallowed a billiard ball!  What should I do?"

Doctor: "Get to the end of the queue."

From the idle port of:
Les Gondor, U of Toronto CSRG
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