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From: jrr@ganehd.UUCP (Randy Romines)
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Subject: more doctor doctor
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Date: Tue, 8-May-84 08:25:47 EDT
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Posted: Tue May  8 08:25:47 1984
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<EVERYTHING I say is a lie>

Here are a couple more doctor doctor jokes to add to the collection.

Doctor, Doctor, My wife thinks she's a Christmas tree.
Well, Bring her in  tomorrow.
It just wouldn't feel like Chistmas without her!

Doctor, Doctor, My wife thinks she's Santa Claus.
Well, Bring her in tomorrow.
Let her come in by herself, the reindeer are faster than my car.

Doctor, Docter, My wife thinks she's a telephone.
Well, Bring her in tomorrow.
But, I'm expecting a long distance call.

Well, th-th-th-that's all folks (for now.)

			 Randy Romines