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From: rh@mit-eddie.UUCP (Randy Haskins)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Some people just can't tell 'em
Message-ID: <1794@mit-eddie.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 10-May-84 01:14:54 EDT
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Posted: Thu May 10 01:14:54 1984
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<not a virgin, but it'll have to do>

This is the "right" way to tell the joke:

	Those who can't do, teach.
        Those who can't teach, teach gym.

Note:
1. The first line is indented with a TAB.  The second is indented
   with spaces.  This contrast adds appreciably to the humor value.
2. The "..." construct is grammatically incorrect.  A tilde would
   be funnier, but it's not grammatically correct, either.
3. In the first place, it's a stupid joke, since jokes are supposed
   to have three stages.  Well, you can argue that this joke has
   three stages, but the argument wouldn't be very funny.
4. There is no number 4.
-- 
Randwulf  (Randy Haskins);  Path= genrad!mit-eddie!rh