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From: dxp@pyuxhh.UUCP (D Peak)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Rolls Royce joke
Message-ID: <621@pyuxhh.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 11-May-84 14:00:13 EDT
Article-I.D.: pyuxhh.621
Posted: Fri May 11 14:00:13 1984
Date-Received: Sat, 12-May-84 11:34:04 EDT
Organization: Bell Communications Research, Piscataway N.J.
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 Having just made his first million the young man decided to reward
himself with a brand new car.Not just any car but a Rolls Royce.Not
just any Rolls Royce but a Corniche (THE convertible you plebs, 
ONLY $ 156,000 at your friendly(very) RR dealer).
He then decides to go play a round of golf and drives off to his 
country club . After a thoroughly satisfying round he puts his clubs
etc into the trunk of the car and gets in behind the wheel.He feels
something sticking into his leg , reaching into his pocket he finds
he's left a couple of golf tees in there and taking them out places
them in the centre console.
 
  On the drive home he pulls into a gas station for a fill up.The
pump jockey walks over and says " Golleee mister , thats one sharp
car ! What is it ?"

 "It's a Rolls Royce Corniche the finest car in the world. It's got 
every conceivable luxury available in a car ! "
 
 "Where's it made ?" queries the jock who then starts asking about all
the switches and levers and dials .

 " In England " replies the driver and then procedes to explain the
functions on the dashboard.

 " An what are them things there for ??? " pointing to the multi-coloured
tees laying on the centre console.

 "They're tees "says the now exasperated driver " you put your balls on
them before driving off "


 "Golleee mister, them furrinners think of EVERYTHING !!!!"


 			Dave Peak(pyuxjj!dxp)

			" I don't believe on dining on an empty stomach ! "
				
				- W.C. Fields