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From: hasiuk@trwspp.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Mildly Raunchy Joke
Message-ID: <416@trwspp.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 9-May-84 22:21:59 EDT
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Posted: Wed May  9 22:21:59 1984
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One day a kid walks in to the bathroom while his mother is taking a bath.
Pointing to her chest he says, "Mommy what are those for?"

The mother looks a bit embarrased and comes up with a quick answer, "Why these
are my balloons... when I die, they will help to carry me up to heaven."

A few days go by and all is well.  One day, however, the boy's father gets a 
call at work, "Daddy you better come home right away, 'cause mommy is dying!"

The father says, "Hold on a minute! What do you mean, mommy is dying! How can 
you tell?"

"Well," the boy says, "Uncle Bob is in the bedroom right now blowing up her
balloons and she's yelling, OH GOD!!! I'M COMING!!!"