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From: alan@sdcrdcf.UUCP
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Subject: Re: aphorism
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Date: Thu, 10-May-84 16:38:20 EDT
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Posted: Thu May 10 16:38:20 1984
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If God had wanted people to fly, He would have given them tickets.

If God thought that money was good, He wouldn't have given us credit cards.

	(And now for some funny stuff!)

	P.S. Don't read the rest of this if you would be offended by
		a religious joke.



	What happened to Jesus when He went to mount Olive ?



	Answer: Popeye beat the sh*t out of Him !