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From: bwm@ccieng2.UUCP ( Brad Miller)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Doctor Joke....
Message-ID: <178@ccieng2.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 16-May-84 11:04:48 EDT
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Posted: Wed May 16 11:04:48 1984
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OK, I saw it in the WSJ...


A GP, an internist, and a surgeon are out duck hunting. A bird flys overhead.
The GP says:

	"It looks like a duck, it flys like a duck....
	 I'm going to call it a duck!"

Blam! He shoots and misses. The bird continues flying out of range. A few minutes
later, another bird flys into view. The internist says:

	"Hmm, it flys, therefore we can rule out the ostrich and the penguin...
	 It's doesn't appear to have the plumage of a bald eagle either....."

As he ruminates, the duck flys out of view. Several more minutes pass, and another
bird flys overhead. BLAM! goes the surgeons gun, and the bird drops to his feet.

	"By George, its a duck!"

says the surgeon.
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