Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 Fluke 1/4/84; site fluke.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!harpo!decvax!ittvax!dcdwest!sdcsvax!sdcrdcf!hplabs!tektronix!uw-beaver!ssc-vax!fluke!inc From: inc@fluke.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: How to tell if your stupid - (nf) Message-ID: <259@tpvax.fluke.UUCP> Date: Sat, 5-May-84 12:54:40 EDT Article-I.D.: tpvax.259 Posted: Sat May 5 12:54:40 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 18-May-84 00:04:50 EDT References: Organization: John Fluke Mfg. Co., Everett, WA Lines: 15 1: You post articles to net.jokes asking what - (nf) means. 2: You post articles *anywhere* asking how to 'rot' and 'unrot' a joke. 3: You post followup articles to flames. 4: You take anything you read on your tube seriously. 5: You spend more than 10 seconds per week thinking about USENET. 6: You write 'you're' when you mean 'your' and vice-versa. 7: You think 9 is prime. 9: You think parts of USENET messages get eaten by wombats. 10: You spend more than 5 minutes a day reading this junk. 11: You think /dev/null is the network address of the system moderator. -- Gary Benson + + Technical Publications ILLEGITIMI NON CARBORUNDUM 5367 232/e inc + +