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From: liberte@uiucdcs.UUCP
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Subject: Dogs <> Cats - (nf)
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Date: Wed, 16-May-84 20:59:00 EDT
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Nf-From: uiucdcs!liberte    May 16 19:59:00 1984

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uiucdcs!liberte    May 16 19:59:00 1984


How do you make a dog sound like a cat
and a cat sound like a dog?





Well you take the dog and put it in the deep freeze for about a week
until it is stiff as a board.  Then you take it out to the garage and
turn on the band saw and run the dog through and it goes meeeeeeeooow.

What about the cat?  Well you douse it with gasoline and light it
and it goes woooff.


Daniel LaLiberte          (ihnp4!uiucdcs!liberte)
U of Illinois, Urbana-Champaign, Computer Science
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