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Subject: bad johnny - (nf)
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Date: Wed, 9-May-84 14:10:00 EDT
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<This is a Johnny joke that I heard on the *oidar* this morning>

The teacher asks the class to think up a three letter word then use it in a
sentence.  Johnny raises his hand indicating that he has one, but the teacher
dares not call on him.  Instead he calls on Bouncing Betty.

	Betty: 'My word is beautiful!'
	Teach:	'Use it in a sentence...'
	Betty:	'You are a beautiful person!'

Johnny again raises his hand but the teacher calls on Pert Peat.

	Peat:	'My word is wonderful!'
	Teach:	'Now, use it in a sentence.'
	Peat:	'You are a wonderful person!'

Johnny again raises his hand and since no one else raises their hand she must
call on him.

	Johnny:	'My word is urinate!'
	Teach:	*GASP* '...um...now use it in a sentence...'
	Johnny:	'Urinate but if you had bigger boobs you'd be a 10!'
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