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From: rob@ctvax.UUCP
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Subject: Re: Bad jokes - (nf)
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Date: Tue, 15-May-84 16:33:00 EDT
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ctvax!rob    May 15 15:33:00 1984

Oh No! not Mommy, Mommy jokes!

"Mommy, Mommy, what's a vampire?"
"Shut up, and drink your soup before it clots."

"Mommy, Mommy, I don't want to run in circles."
"Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor."

"Mommy, Mommy, Can I play with Grandpa?"
"No, you've dug him up twice this week already."

(English version)
"Mummy, Mummy, I don't want to go to Australia."
"Shut up, and keep digging."

Rob the Ashamed
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