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From: ix21@sdccs6.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes,net.med
Subject: Drug joke
Message-ID: <1491@sdccs6.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 18-May-84 03:03:33 EDT
Article-I.D.: sdccs6.1491
Posted: Fri May 18 03:03:33 1984
Date-Received: Sat, 19-May-84 00:51:42 EDT
Organization: UCSD Medical School
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I have seen and heard several commercials for various
over-the-counter drugs contain the statement, "For temporary relief,
use as directed."  Does that mean if you don't use the product as
directed you will have permanent relief?