Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site whuxk.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!hou3c!hocda!houxm!whuxl!whuxk!ken From: ken@whuxk.UUCP (KVIDAHL) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Offensive to Antarcticans Message-ID: <22@whuxk.UUCP> Date: Fri, 18-May-84 16:11:19 EDT Article-I.D.: whuxk.22 Posted: Fri May 18 16:11:19 1984 Date-Received: Sat, 19-May-84 01:13:02 EDT Organization: Bell Labs, Whippany, N.J. Lines: 25 Read this in a humor magazine quite a few years ago: There were these two guys standing on top of a newly constructed skyscraper, one from the North Pole and the other from the South Pole. The guy from the North Pole was explaining how the building they were standing on was aerodynamically designed and that if someone were to jump off of it they would be swepted back to the top by the wind. Well, of course the guy from the South Pole doesn't believe it and asks for a demonstration, so the guy from the North Pole jumps off falls ten floors and suddenly is brought back to the roof. Amazed, the guy from the South Pole tries it and falls over one hundred stories to his death. Whereas another on the roof turns to his friend and says - "That Superman sure hates South Polaridians" ---------------------------------------------------------------- A nod is as good as a wink to a blind man. know what I mean - know what I mean Ken Kvidahl