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From: nathanm@hp-pcd.UUCP
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Subject: Mild Ethnic
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Date: Tue, 15-May-84 20:42:00 EDT
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Nf-From: hpcvre!nathanm    May 15 16:42:00 1984

This is meant to be told, not read.



Back in the days when the railroads were still being
hooked up, a foreman on a work crew one day faced the
task of assigning jobs to his three workers: a gigantic
Swede, an average-sized Italian and a small Chinese.
The task at hand was to bring a car full of coal up a
hill for delivery to another work crew.

Pondering the personnel problem, he told the Swede:
"You push the car up to the top of the hill."  The
Swede was built for the task, so it was a reasonable
assignment.

He told the Italian, "You unload the coal."  No problem.

What to do with the Chinese?  "You'll be in charge of
supplies."

The work began.  They got to the top of the hill.  The
Italian needed a shovel and went to ask the Chinese to
find one.  The Chinese was nowhere to be found.  The
Italian searched all over.  Suddenly, the Chinese jumped
out from behind a tree and shouted....


















	 SUPLISE!!!!!



















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Nathan Meyers
hp-pcd!nathanm