Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site ganehd.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!akgua!gatech!ganehd!mp From: mp@ganehd.UUCP (Scott Barman @ Univ. of Ga.) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: I Don't Care Who This Offends! Message-ID: <174@ganehd.UUCP> Date: Sat, 19-May-84 18:26:32 EDT Article-I.D.: ganehd.174 Posted: Sat May 19 18:26:32 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 23-May-84 08:03:38 EDT Organization: NE Health District, Athens, Georgia Lines: 40 Recently, a priest, a minister (any denomination), and a rabbi all won the NY Lottery. They couldn't decide what to do with the money so the priest stood up and said "I will draw a big circle on the floor. Then I will throw the money up in the air, any money that falls in the circle I will give to G-D's work, and the rest I'll keep." So the priest draws the circle, throws the money in the air, and only a fraction of the total lands out side the circle. He picks up the money outside the circle, puts it in his pocket and puts the money from inside the circle with the rest of the church money. The minister thought that was a good idea except that he would keep what fell into the circle. So the minister throws the money in the air, pockets that which landed in the circle, and puts the money that landed outside the circle with the rest of the church money. The rabbi then looks at the two and says: I'll throw all my money in the air. Anything G-D wants, he can take! -- Scott A. Barman UUCP: ..!{akgua, gatech}!ganehd!mp USPS: Department of Computer Science The University of Georgia 415 Boyd Graduate Studies Research Ctr. Athens, Ga 30602 AT&T: (404) 542-2911