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Date: Thu, 10-May-84 19:47:14 EDT
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Posted: Thu May 10 19:47:14 1984
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[Seen in The New Yorker, Apr 30, 1984]

	  RESIDENCER'S PROSPECTUS
		    OF
	     NEW WANCHAI HOTEL

  1. The rate of renting this room  is  Baht
............  To one day
  2. Temporary  or permanent residencer will
obey in obesience the low of the  government
and  showing  your  Identity  card  or Slein
card to hotel and payment the advence rents.
  3. If residencer was want entrust to hotel
of value articals please to got the  entrust
note  will  have  a  signature  of  clerk or
manager and stamped our hotel stamp.
  4. Residencer  will  not  carry  back  the 
illegal articals to room.
  5. Residencer  has  a  business go out the
door please put off the air-condition, fire,
electric fan in room  and  shut  the  window
locking the door then carry out the key.
  6. The  furniture  or  article  in room if 
damaged the residencer  will  compensate  to
our hotel
  7. Our  hotel unpermit the person as below
into hotel.
    A. Leprosy, Contagious disease.
    B. Prostitue, Drunkard,
  8. Please residencer unrowdy
  9. In  every  room  has  telephone service
please call at telephone to offical.
  10. Our  hotel 24 hours service unless has
a special matter.
	Thank you for your patronage

--Notice posted in a hotel room in Thailand.

You're welcome.
-- 
Robert Reed, Tektronix Logic Design Systems, tektronix!teklds!bobr