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From: myers@utcsrgv.UUCP (Brad A. Myers)
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Subject: Funny movie review
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Date: Wed, 23-May-84 12:51:43 EDT
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This is a funny review copied from People Magazine, May 21, 1984, page 12 and
written by Ralph Novak, the People Movie editor:

Friday the 13th, The Final Chapter

When last seen, Jason, the hockey-masked fiend, had an ax embedded
in his skull.  He never was the easily discouraged type, though, and he's
back again for the fourth film of this interminable horror series.  He has
indeed become a pretty sympathetic character.  It can't be easy trudging
around for two hours doing away with one lousy teenage actor or actress
after another.  Anyway, its clear that every expense has been spaced in
producing this movie.  The biggest name in the cast is Lauren-Mie Taylor--
17 letters!  It's cheaply set in a couple of old houses in the woods.  The
biggest budget item must have been the gallons of phony blood that swamp
the screen.  Joe Zito directed, showing no sense of pace, humor, or anything
else except the ability to yell to his actors, "Stab him in the back," and
"Cut her throat with a saw."  Nobody under 13 should be allowed to see this
film.  Nobody over 13 should want to.

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See you at the movies!
Brad