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From: cana5338@ihuxr.UUCP (T. L. CANADY)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Mrs. Emma Brown
Message-ID: <1093@ihuxr.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 23-May-84 12:30:24 EDT
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Posted: Wed May 23 12:30:24 1984
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Mrs. Emma Brown who was running a little late for Sunday services
saw old Mr. Ed leaving the church as she arrived.  Mrs Brown was  
confused as to why Mr. Ed was leaving Sunday services so early.
Knowing that Mr. Ed is hard of hearing, Mrs. Brown ask Mr. Ed the
following question:

Mrs. Brown: (speaking very loudly) Hi Mr. Ed, IS MASS OK, IS MASS OK???

Mr. Ed: YEAH, BUT YOUR HAT IS ON CROOKED...................