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From: bolte@umn-cs.UUCP (Scott F. Bolte)
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Subject: Sorry, yalj(s) - (nf)
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Date: Wed, 23-May-84 21:03:55 EDT
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umn-cs!bolte    May 23 11:26:00 1984






	 If you have not heard all or any of the leper jokes,
			STOP! DO NOT GO ON!

	Someone has blessed you so do not spoil a good thing.
	If you are unfortunate enough to have heard every leper
	joke ever told go on and see if I have some new ones to
	offer.












Q: What is a Mexican leper in a sleeping bag?
A: A burito.

Q: What do you call a leper in a hot tub?
A: Stew.

Q: What did the leper say to the prostitute?
A: Keep the tip.

Q: Did you hear about the leper who went to a party and was having
   a real good time.
A: Then they started using the back of his head as guacamole(sp?).

Q: How do you make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel.

Q: How do you make sausage?
A: Put a wind sock at the end of the tunnel.

Q: Why did the leper fail his drivers test?
A: He left his foot on the brake.



			You will never realize how sorry I am,
			 but I had to get it out of my system.

				Scott Bolte
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