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From: tj@sun.uucp (Cal Thixton)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Leper goes for a drink
Message-ID: <1145@sun.uucp>
Date: Wed, 23-May-84 22:47:32 EDT
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Posted: Wed May 23 22:47:32 1984
Date-Received: Wed, 30-May-84 09:23:33 EDT
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Inc.
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A leper goes into a bar and take a seat. The bartender has his 
back turned, but can see the leper in the mirror. Leper says,
"Hey bartender, I'll take a beer.". The bartender turns around
and gives him a beer, then turns back and continues cleaning.
After looking in the mirror, the bartender throws up. The leper,
having finished his beer, asks for another. The bartender turns
around and serves another to the leper and returns to cleaning
tables. The bartender looks over his shoulder to see the leper in
the mirror again, and again throws up. The leper, noticing the
bartender's behavior, asks if he should leave. Bartender says,
"No, it's not you, it's the drunk sitting next to you who's
dipping his potato chips in your arm."


(not from me, truely)(sorry, probably should have been rot'd..)
	Cal (...sun!tj)