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From: dhl@browngr.UUCP (David Laidlaw)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Statue city
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Date: Thu, 24-May-84 00:47:49 EDT
Article-I.D.: browngr.884
Posted: Thu May 24 00:47:49 1984
Date-Received: Thu, 31-May-84 19:10:00 EDT
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It seems that there were once these two statues.  One was  a  man
and  one was a woman.  These two statues stood at either end of a
garden, staring into one anothers eyes.  Now these were two  very
well behaved statues, and so the powers that be decided to reward
them.  An angel came unto them and said unto them, "Thou and thou
shall  be  free  for  one hour to live and to do as thou's wish."
And so the two statues climbed off of their pedestals and  disap-
peared  into the bushes for about twenty-five minutes.  They came
out looking a bit tousled, and pretty self-satisfied.  The  angel
was  still hanging around and he said to them, "Hey, you've still
got another thirty-five  minutes.   You've  got  time  to  do  it
again."  The two statues looked at one another, and the man said,
"Ok, that sounds like a good idea.  This time you hold  down  the
pigeon, and I'll shit on it."