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Subject: The Pope's Secrets - (nf)
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Date: Tue, 22-May-84 23:49:00 EDT
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The other day I returned to my car and found this rather interesting
flyer attached to my windshield. The whole thing is very funny, but the
sad part is that they are entirely serious. The whole thing is very
anti-Catholic. They make it sound like every trouble or grief in the
world was created by the Roman Catholic Church.
It was written by the Alamo Church, Tony & Susan Alamo, Pastor.
It is entitled "The Pope's Secrets", with the big subtitle of:

"Is the IRS, FBI, U.S. Department of Labor, the mafia and labor unions 
part of the Vatican? Is the Pope the superboss of all government agencies
as well as the Vatican?"

It goes on the explain how the Vatican, and in particular the Pope, ordered
the death of Abraham Lincoln, and John F. Kennedy. Did you know that Castro
was Jesuit trained? Or that World Wars I & II were ordered by Rome? Hitler,
Mussolini, and Franco were all Roman Catholics. Yep, its all here. This is
something the National Enquirer wouldn't even print.
Some selected quotes:

"When John F. Kennedy was asked by the Vatican, `Are you going to go
along with the Roman canon law or the US Constitution?' Mr. Kennedy answered
them with `the Constitution.' This was President Kennedy's fatal mistake. 
His assassination was ordered by Rome, then planned and carried out by
Jesuits, just as President Lincoln's was. Anyone who knew too much about
Mr. Kennedy's assassination was taken care of too."

"Jim Jones, a Roman Catholic Jesuit deacon posing as a Christian, was
sacrificed (not with poisoned Kool-aid) murdered, along with his flock
by the Vatican to make the world look narrowly and suspiciously upon
innocent Christian retreats."

"The Vatican is so mysterious that most of the priests, nuns and members
on the lower level of their clergy and people who work on the lower level of
federal government agencies don't know that they're part of the world's
largest cult and that narcotics, prostitution, pornography, booze and
black market--every filthy thing--can be traced right back to the Vatican
and her government agencies."

"In a book about love (lust) that Pope John Paul II wrote when he was a 
priest, he repeatedly quotes Sigmund Freud as though he were quoting 
holy writ. Sigmund Freud, a Jew who converted to Roman Catholicism, is
well-known as the world's foremost pervert."

Anyway, you get the idea. Welcome to the Dark Ages.
The whole 8 page flyer is so stupid it is funny.
But what scares me is that there are some loonies out there who will believe
this nonsense. You too can have this amazing flyer by calling 1-800-643-2545
or by writing to:           End Time Books
			    P.O. Box 398
			    Alma, AR      72921


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