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From: ix21@sdccs6.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: In honor of the Unknown Soldier
Message-ID: <1506@sdccs6.UUCP>
Date: Sun, 27-May-84 03:20:39 EDT
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Posted: Sun May 27 03:20:39 1984
Date-Received: Fri, 1-Jun-84 00:00:28 EDT
Organization: UCSD Medical School
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A tour group was visiting Poland.  The tour guide announced, "We are
now passing the tomb of the Polish Unknown Soldier."  Marked on the
tomb were the words: Izzy Kostankovich 1920-1945.  A tourist asked
why is the tomb called the tomb of the unknown soldier when
everybody obviously knows who is interred in the grave.  The
tourguide replyed, "Well Izzy is known as a tailor all around the
world, but as a soldier know one knows him."

David