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Subject: Uh... Mr. uh... President... sir
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Date: Thu, 17-May-84 13:01:22 EDT
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Posted: Thu May 17 13:01:22 1984
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UPI...
Thursday, May 17 12:22-PM EDT 1984

Today, in Washington D.C. at the White House, Secret Service
agents swarmed over the the Presidential garage for what appeared
to be a breach on the surrounding grounds near the Chief
executive's offices.  The alarm sounded when the main door to the
parking garage where President Reagan's limousine is kept,
opened, by itself.  The agent in charge of the Presidents
security, later dismissed any rumors that the Agency was lax in
its duties. He explained the incident occurred due to President
Reagan confusion of all the small electronic gadgets.  "He
(President Reagan) was in a hurry this morning and inadvertently
put the automatic garage door opener on instead of his hearing
aid.  When he scratched his ear to turn up the volume, all hell
broke loose."  The agent went on to say that in the future,
all of the Presidents electronic devices will be color coded.