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From: jeff@alberta.UUCP (C. J. Sampson)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Nuclear war
Message-ID: <271@alberta.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 25-May-84 18:44:26 EDT
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Posted: Fri May 25 18:44:26 1984
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<This "feature" filters out all those silly first lines...>

> "We can win a nuclear war."
>		Haig, 1980

  I can just see it now.  Picture the Oval Office, with the
president working at his desk.  The red phone that connects
directly to the Kremlin (or wherever) rings, and the president
picks it up.  After listening for a moment, he says:
  "Go ahead.  Do it.  *Make* my day!"

Really not very funny...
-- 
				C. J. Sampson
		{inhp4, uccsrg, ubc-vision, sask}!alberta!jeff

"Watch out, Mr. T.  From Tuktoyaktuk, it's the ** eh? Team **."