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From: dyer@dec-vaxuum.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Horrible pun (offen. to parakeets?)
Message-ID: <679@decwrl.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 28-May-84 13:41:12 EDT
Article-I.D.: decwrl.679
Posted: Mon May 28 13:41:12 1984
Date-Received: Fri, 1-Jun-84 02:46:51 EDT
Organization: DEC Engineering Network
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Nothing happens.

	That joke sounds like it's been told wrong, which is strange, since
the teller is also the joke's creator.

	It would make more sense if this guy made bongs for his parakeets
and had a special attachment so that they would both inhale at the same time,
and that would be

		STONING TWO BIRDS WITH ONE HIT!

	    <_I'm_not_going_to_sign_this_>