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From: matt@oddjob.UChicago.UUCP (Matt Crawford)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Collected celebrity death jokes (R.13)
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Date: Fri, 25-May-84 13:58:59 EDT
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Posted: Fri May 25 13:58:59 1984
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Gur Qnivq Xraarql wbxr jnf n uvg fb urer ner fbzr zber.  Haqbhogrqyl lbh
jvyy unir urneq fbzr bs gurz orsber.


Jung qvq Eboreg Jntare fnl gb Angnyvr Jbbq orsber gur cnegl?

	"Unir n srj qevaxf, qrne, ohg qba'g tb bireobneq."



Jul qvqa'g Angnyvr Jbbq gnxr n fubjre ba gur obng?

	Fur jnf tbvat gb jnfu hc ba fuber.



Qvq lbh urne gung Cevaprff Tenpr jnf ba gur enqvb?

	...naq ba gur fgrrevat jurry naq gur fcrrqbzrgre naq ...



Ubj qvq gurl qvfpbire gung Ivp Zbeebj unq qnaqehss?

	Gurl sbhaq uvf Urnq naq Fubhyqref oruvaq n ohfu.



Jung zhfvp jnf cynlrq ng Najne Fnqng'f shareny?

	"V Ybir n Cnenqr"



Jung qvq Rhry Tvoobaf qvr bs?

	Angheny pnhfrf.  (Zhfg unir orra fbzrguvat ur ngr!)


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Gung'f rabhtu sbe abj!!  Gryy gurz va tbbq urnygu.
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