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From: The Mad Hacker@stolaf.UUCP (The Mad Hacker)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: many words for rain in Oregon or something to that effect
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Date: Tue, 29-May-84 22:14:49 EDT
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Posted: Tue May 29 22:14:49 1984
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Organization: St. Olaf College, Northfield MN
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 > In Oregon, people don't tan, they rust!

	Seen on a shirt in Chilkoot Charlie's, on what a native friend
	of mine referred to as a "big beluga", or desirable female. Many
	prefer the more rotund types. Just imagine trying to read this
	between huge rolls of blubber-

        "Alaskans don't tan - they thaw."

	OHHNO!! I didn't mean to repeat a joke- Pleease, n-n-NO!!! don't
	THROW HER ON ME!!!!you couldn't- AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGHH!!!splat!