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From: kelly@whuxk.UUCP (GAYLORD)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: offensive to nuns
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Date: Tue, 29-May-84 09:44:03 EDT
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Posted: Tue May 29 09:44:03 1984
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There were three nuns that were killed in an automobile
accident.  They arrive at the Pearly Gates and Saint Peter
says that they can not enter heaven until they prove that
they are not imposters.
  So he asks the first nun "Who was the first man on earth ?".
The nuns says "That's easy, Adam".
And the birds start singing and the violins start playing and
the gates open and the nun walks into heaven.
  He then asks the second nun "Who was the first woman on 
earth ?".  The second nun says "That's easy....Eve".
And the birds start singing and the violins start playing and
the gates open and the second nun walks into heaven.
  He then asks the third nun "What was the first words Eve
said to Adam ?". Well the third nun steps back and tries to
think saying "That's a hard one.....". And the birds start to
sing and the violins start to play.............



                                  Hoped you liked it....

                                  Kelly