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From: etan@tellab1.UUCP (Nate Stelton)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: chickens, babies & linefeeds (may be unsuitable for younger or more             sensitive readers)
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Date: Wed, 30-May-84 12:06:24 EDT
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Posted: Wed May 30 12:06:24 1984
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Why did the baby cross the road?





















because he was stapled to the chicken.





















why don't chickens wear underwear?





















because their peckers are on their faces





















why did the chicken cross the basketball court?





















he heard that the ref was blowing fouls.